Many of you may be aware of the plight of the dolphins who often get caught in the nets of tuna fishermen.
What you may not realize is that the poor inflatable monkeys in the Walmart produce section face a similar predicament. These pitiful creatures still manage to keep a smile on their little faces as they wonder just how much longer they’ll have to dangle precariously overhead before someone looks up and asks, “WHY on earth are there monkeys hanging in the produce department? In nets?”
No more, my friends. No more. Send me all your money so I can buy an iPad…er, I mean…help the monkeys. It’s the least you can do!